you're crashing, but you're no wave

dallonweekes:

faggotunderthecorktree:

they should sell miniature clones of band members so that when you’re having a bad day you can just pick them out of your pocket and have them hug your finger and play songs for you and give you pep talks  

i have patrick <33333

via infinityonsigh / 4 days ago / 8,547 notes /
OMFG JAJKAJFDAKL;FJ HAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHA
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OMFG JAJKAJFDAKL;FJ HAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHA

via sweetberrywineee / 4 days ago / 1,350 notes /
Love cannot save you from your own fate.
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Jim Morrison (via obladiioblada)

via freeyourmiiind / 4 days ago / 113 notes /

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via tayladawson / 4 days ago / 2,724 notes /
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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via -getbusyliving / 4 days ago / 17,127 notes /

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via -getbusyliving / 4 days ago / 144 notes /

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via swallowyoursleep / 4 days ago / 2,159 notes /

(Source: johnsturturro)

via swallowyoursleep / 4 days ago / 2,957 notes /
icouldntthinkofacoolurl:

leapsandfuckingbounds:

“THIS ONE’S CALLED HOT POTATO! LET ME SEE YOU FUCKING KILL SOMEONE!!”




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icouldntthinkofacoolurl:

leapsandfuckingbounds:

“THIS ONE’S CALLED HOT POTATO! LET ME SEE YOU FUCKING KILL SOMEONE!!”

(Source: chelseawoosh)

via jessiditzbomber / 4 days ago / 18,790 notes /

-monstersunderthebed:

lexcelsior:

luxurists:

matricides:

slaughterings:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

W WHAT THE FCKU

what 

WHAT OH MY GOS D LOL OG MY DFUCKING WHAT

wait

what

omfg

I watched like part of it until he started screaming and I’m dying
I need to get high and watch the rest.

via -monstersunderthebed / 4 days ago / 21,357 notes /
herestoadaytoremember:

My heart is melting omfg

neil klfjl;fkjadfg;klfjas;
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herestoadaytoremember:

My heart is melting omfg

neil klfjl;fkjadfg;klfjas;

(Source: imsuch-amess)

via fyadtr / 4 days ago / 657 notes /

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via f4ptrickstump / 4 days ago / 102 notes /
shenenehjenkins:

the higher the better


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shenenehjenkins:

the higher the better

via dissolvingsoul / 4 days ago / 32 notes /

meh

had to end it. i was well overdue for time to myself, i wanna pick the guitar back up. i wanna be happy all the time.


INTERVIEWER: Is it fun being a celebrity couple with Amy Poehler? WILL ARNETT: Yeah, it’s the best. I love being able to wake up in the morning and look over the pillow and be looking at a celebrity. INTERVIEWER: Would Amy say likewise? WILL ARNETT: She would say that when she looks over the pillow, she does not see a celebrity. INTERVIEWER: Are you guys the funniest couple— WILL ARNETT: Of all time? Yes.


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INTERVIEWER: Is it fun being a celebrity couple with Amy Poehler? 
WILL ARNETT: Yeah, it’s the best. I love being able to wake up in the morning and look over the pillow and be looking at a celebrity. 
INTERVIEWER: Would Amy say likewise? 
WILL ARNETT: She would say that when she looks over the pillow, she does not see a celebrity. 
INTERVIEWER: Are you guys the funniest couple— 
WILL ARNETT: Of all time? Yes.

via zooeyclairedeschanel / 4 days ago / 2,329 notes /
 
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